Happy 63rd, Dolly!

Dolly Parton hits the big six-three today.

How well do you know your Dolly Parton jokes? Match questions 1 through 5 with punchlines a through d. Answers are provided below.

1. Have you seen Dolly Parton's feet?
2. What do you call the sweat on Dolly Parton's chest?
3. How can you catch Dolly Parton?
4. Where does Dolly Parton take her laundry?
5. How did Dolly Parton get two black eyes?

a. With a booby trap.
b. Burger King.
c. She went jogging.
d. Mountain Dew.
e. Neither has she.

Answer key: 1-e, 2-d, 3-a, 4-b, 5-c.